The Hipsters Downstairs

by TheCheeseBergens

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This is a true story about our downstairs neighbors. Fun fact! We actually rehearse in our apartment, with amps, right above their heads! We often wonder if they have this song running through their heads...and if they know it's about them.

You don't have to pay for this track, but if you do, all proceeds will be donated to the Ovation Music Fund. ovatiomusicfund.org

lyrics

Some dudes moved in to our neighborhood
Wearing trucker hats that read 'Hollywood'
There's Mr. Park My Prius Just As Bad As I Can
Paul Giamatti and Social Cause Stan
Prius talking 'bout Alaska, how he volunteered
While he's cooking tofu or something weird
Paul is so loud even Steve Jobs can hear
And we can't decide if causes is Clark Kent or just queer

... Not that there's anything wrong with that.

The hipsters downstairs
The hipsters downstairs
Nobody cares about
The hipsters downstairs
The hipsters downstairs
The hipsters downstairs
With their stupid facial hair
The hipsters downstairs

They rise at sunset say up all night
They just might be hipster vampires
Or more likely a werewolf for Paul with that beard
Nervous Nod causes could be Frankenweird
Apparently guitar is now the thing
They murder it all night, let's hope that they don't sing
And if I hear 'In Alaska' one more time
I'm gonna stick that guitar where the sun don't shine

Chorus

They threw a party last weekend
They camped out in the yard
It wasn't them throwing bottles I feared
But bustin' out with Kubaya

Some dudes moved in to our neighborhood
Wearing trucker heads that read 'Hollywood'
There's Mr. Park My Prius just as bad as I can
Paul Giamatti and Social Cause Stan
And if I hear 'In Alaska' one more time
I'm gonna stick that guitar where the sun don't shine
Or maybe call an Uber and tell the man
"Take 'em back to Alaska or Douchebagistan"

Chorus

credits

released January 4, 2017
Jesse Bergen: lead guitar and vocals
Anjelica Bergen: guitar and backing vocals
Marissa Bergen: bass and backing vocals
Ides Bergen: drums

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