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Cover Band Man

from A Double with Cheese by TheCheeseBergens

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about

This one is about all the has been rock stars that play in cover bands.

lyrics

Well he sounds just like Paul Stanley
With a frog stuck in his throat
But it helps he got the moves down
And knows the words by rote
if you want to date a rock star
But just can’t be so blessed
Well I hope you can be happy
Settling for second best cause he’s a

He’s a cover band
I gottta tell you he’s a cover band man
I wanna tell you he’s cover band man
Like Mick Jagger Carpetbagger less the swagger he’s a cover band man

Well he ain’t no Robert Plant
And he ain’t no Jimmy Page
But with a wig and make up
He holds his own on stage
He ain’t playing at the Forum
Or arenas out in Cali
But I hear he killed last night
In the San Fernando Valley

He’s a cover band
I gottta tell you he’s a cover band man
I wanna tell you he’s cover band man
Second rated Axl Roser just a poser he’s a cover band man

He’s like Elvis when he’s fat
Bite the heads off plastic bats
He can’t sing like Roth
But he’s got the splits down pat
He’s a bit of a bologna
Like Tony macaroni
But if you close your eyes
It’s like you’re listening to Iommi

Got hair just like Bon Jovi
Although it is a weave
Sings Oh Sherry like a Perry
But it’s more like Joe than Steve
Now maybe it’s for money
Maybe it’s therapeutic
But I only hope his thoughts are more
Original than his music

He’s a cover band
I gottta tell you he’s a cover band man
I wanna tell you he’s cover band man
He’s a real Vince Neil contender on a bender he’s a cover band man

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from A Double with Cheese, released June 14, 2022
Written by The CheeseBergens

Anjelica Bergen: guitar and vocals
Jesse Bergen: guitar and vocals
Marissa Bergen: bas and background vocals
Ides Bergen: drums

Mixed and mastered by Robert Lowndes
Artwork by Anjelica Bergen
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