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Grammatically Yours

from More Cheese Please by The CheeseBergens

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Find out what happens when a girl falls in love with a boy with questionable grammar.

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What is this paper I see
That is marked just for me
Is this what teenage love
Is really meant to be

Closer I inspect to find
It barely is coherent
This letter to profess to me the
Terms of your endearment

Because what I am looking at is
No less than a mess
And clearly the apostrophe should
Go before the S

But I know that it's you I adore
And I'm just so grammatically yours

I really think you should check your use of
Your and you're and yore
And you've gone further not farther with me than
Any girl before

There are commas where the periods
Really should be at
And I'm pretty sure there's no way we can
Literally do that

But I guess it's all part of your allure
And I'm so grammatically yours

So our kids might not be lawyers
They may inherit my cooking
But one thing for sure they will be is
Exceptionally good looking


The way you use there, their and there is
Really not okay
And if my mother saw this well she'd
Just faint dead away

So I unfold the creases hold the
Paper to my chest
Because you know that good girls always
Love the bad boys best

So one thing of which I'm sure
I'm so grammatically yours

So love eternally
As it will always be
Just keep your predicates
Where they're supposed to be!

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from More Cheese Please, released April 20, 2020
All tracks written and performed by The CheeseBergens

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