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Human Garbage Can

from More Cheese Please by The CheeseBergens

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This is about the world's worst super villain.

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First he eats the mashed potatoes
Then he eats up the tomatoes
Just like a human tornado
Oh my god he just ate Play-Doh

He just spends the day
At the all you can eat buffet
Think they'd start to get wise
Cause he ate all their pies
He comes back in a clever disguise

Now he's eating all the tacos
Then he's eating all the nachos
They all say that his leg is hallow
How much more can this guy swallow

He puts on his sweats
He's a triple decker threat
You might think that it's gross
A glucose overdose
Now he's snorting it right up his nose

The man, the man, the man Is a human garbage can 2x

They say its a victimless crime
But hamburgers are on the line
For eating he should get a fine
I think he might have ate a mime

His veins pump with garbage
He’s an act of human carnage
If his stomach was pumped
The contents of a dump
And then he'd come back hungry for lunch

Repeat Chorus

They say that you are what you eat
Maybe he's a hunk of meat
Maybe he's a piggy’s feat
Oh wow he just broke his seat

Some call him a slob
Others call him Bob
And you can't call him winner
Or say that he's thinner
But don't call him late for dinner

Repeat Chorus

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from More Cheese Please, released April 20, 2020
All lyrics, music and instrumentation by The CheeseBergens

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