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I Wore Red to Target​/​Customer Service Tirade

from More Cheese Please by The CheeseBergens

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This is a medley. In the first song, you will find out exactly what happens when you wear red to Target (hint, don't do it!). In the second song, you will find out exactly what happens when customer sales reps piss us off!

lyrics

I Wore Red to Target

I wore red to Target
Not the best idea
I wore red to Target
And everybody near
Asked me do you work here
Said can you help me miss
Come on don't you know
I can't take much more of this

Guess I was asking for it
Cause look at what I started
Had it coming to me when
I wore red to Target

Tried hiding in the bathroom
I thought that would be safer
'Til someone said hey miss
We're out of toilet paper!
If one more person bugs me
I swear I'll flip my lid
This woman came up to me
And that's just what she did

Repeat Chorus

I could have gone to another market
I could have worn blue or green
But I had to go to Target tell me what did it mean
Did it mean did it mean
Did it mean did it mean

I made up some fake discounts
I gave her wrong directions
I told her there were frying pans
In the electronics section
Then I felt so much better
And everything was fine
Until when I discovered
I was in back of her on line

Repeat Chorus

Customer Service Tirade

I've been on hold for 45 minutes
Don't ask me how my days going
Can I speak to the supervisor
What do you mean you're the supervisor

Chorus:
Customer service tirade 4x

Whatever happened to the customers always right?
That's not even proper grammar
How much are they paying you an hour?
Are you listening to anything I'm saying?

Repeat Chorus

Was there ever a good old days
Were people weren't so freaking rude?
I wonder if they put up an ad
For a dumb kid with an attitude


I'm going to write a strongly worded email
This is so going on Yelp
What do you mean my tone is aggressive
Hello?

Repeat Chorus

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from More Cheese Please, released April 20, 2020
All songs, music and instrumentation by The CheeseBergens

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