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Lunch Lady Marge

from More Cheese Please by The CheeseBergens

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This is a song about Jesse's crush... Lunch Lady Marge!

lyrics

I wouldn't mind
Going to school sometimes
If only had a hunch
What lazy eyed Marge
Lunchlady at large
Was gonna try and
Serve me for lunch
(Cause you know I likes me some lunch)

Sometimes it's bland
Sometimes it's bad
Sometimes it’s even worse
Either way
It's pretty safe to say
I'm not eating
What she's got in that tray

Now I'm not sure what Marge is up to
Back in the depths of that kitchen
But some days the only thing that comes out of there
That don't taste like chicken is chicken

I'm pretty sure I saw her a minute ago
Puttin' out her cigarette
In the soup that now is glistening from
The hairs that poke out her hairnet
(The hairs that poke out her hairnet

Sometimes it's bland
Sometimes it's bad
Sometimes it's even worse

Either way
It's pretty safe to say
I think I'll pass
On the Soup of the day

One day Marge didn't show up for school
I'm not sure why she left that place
But that's the day I finally found out
How a fish stick’s supposed to taste

Might be better off without food poisoning
But I was sad to see her go
Cause I'd just about die to look in her lazy eye
And tell her that I love her so
(You know that I lover her so)

Sometimes it's bland
Sometimes it's bad
Sometimes it’s even worse
Either way
It's pretty safe to say
I'm not eating
What she's got in that tray

Oh, Margery!

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from More Cheese Please, released April 20, 2020
All music, lyrics and instrumentation by The CheeseBergens

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