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Queen of the Strongly Worded Emails

from A Double with Cheese by TheCheeseBergens

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This is about mother and bassist Marissa Bergen and her ability to write scathing emails.

lyrics

The pen is mightier than the sword
Well I say bring it on
Cause when she's at a keyboard it's
Like an atomic bomb

Don't care if she hurts their feelings
Don't care if it's mean
Cause when it comes to email writing
Bow down to the queen

They were once buddies but
Things are getting ugly
Sooner be dying then
Thinking of replying
Cause she is the queen of
Strongly written emails
Look out now because she's hitting send

Teachers, parents, businesses
Close doors with 20 locks
It aint gonna save them from
What waits in their inbox

Their heart will plummet to the ground
They'll start to sweat and stress
When they see that message there
From her email address

Chorus

She's callin’ names and using words
I bet they never knew
And if you read between the lines
She's threatening to sue
And no one can be meaner and
Nobody can be ruder
So you better watch your words or she'll
Bust out on the computer

credits

from A Double with Cheese, released June 14, 2022
Written by The CheeseBergens

Anjelica Bergen: guitar and vocals
Jesse Bergen: guitar and vocals
Marissa Bergen: bass and backing vocals
Ides Bergen: drums

Mixed and mastered by Robert Lowndes
Artwork by Anjelica Bergen

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